I like this

Arranged Marriage is the point at which the downward spiral of expectation meets the upward spiral of desperation :D

For old times sake

Ishq di mere mitra pehchaan ki, mit jaave jado jid apnaan di

Win or lose: Corollary

"It is a whole lot worse to make money and then lose it all, than never having made it at all"

Halaat

Aajkal aapke jo halaat chal rahe hai na, agar abhi aap b-school mein hote toh ladkiyo ne orkut pe aapke naam se fan-club bana diye hote!

Win or lose

That it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all was obviously said by someone who never loved and lost.

किश्तों में खुदखुशी

भूले हैं राफ्ता राफ्ता मुददतों में तुम्हे हम... किश्तों में खुदखुशी का मज़ा हमसे पूछिये...